I had an epiphany today about why so many American females are delusional. The Darwinian advantage of religion dawned on me whilst I was pondering shit. In short, here is my idea:
- Religion is about hierarchical control
- Children are always at the bottom of the hierarchy
- Parents use religion to control their children
- Parents use religion to prevent sexual intercourse
- Said prevention means less promiscuity and early pregnancy
- Mates are carefully screened by family and "GOD"
- Best mates have more affluence and can support more kids
- Worst case scenario, delusional female remains abstinent or marries a more mature and secure male later on, decreasing the likelihood of mixing with what is considered "bad blood"
- Ergo, delusional females have a better chance of landing a well-to-do male as their mate
- A reliable provider is the evolutionary jackpot as far as baby factories are concerned, and the consciousnesses attached to said baby factories seem to prefer it as well
- Negative consequences are that these delusional females might have a predisposed personality trait that leans toward respect for ALL "authority"/power
- An all-encompassing trait like "general respect for authority" would require less genetic chance to evolve than a specific "respect for religion" trait.
Considering what I have known females to do and say, I would venture that there is plenty of anecdotal evidence to support such a genetic trait's existence.
~ Nicholas Dawkins, PhD. in Silent Philosophy, MA in Verbal Bullshit
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Girls grow up with the idea that they will eventually be mothers, or at the very least homemakers. Take a look at their toys, e.g. baby dolls and tea sets. Parents who buy those things for their kids are nurturing a trait that they think will be beneficial to the child when they reach adulthood. Once I realized this I stopped buying gender-specific things for my friends' children and gave them play-doh and coloring books, instead. I'm probably not undoing anything the parents will instill, but if I happen to set the creativity gears into motion then I'll consider myself a changer of lives- doing good things through the children of others.
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