Subject: Re: Nano Tech...No, I don't mean my penis
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Bad news everyone,
The central bank is a pit of vipers. I am sorry.
Subject: Re: WTF are you talking about dude?
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Deer Reader,
Do not attempt to cross roads at night or during rush hour. Do not approach anything displaying the color orange and smelling of whiskey.
Subject: Re: Thank You For Applying to QT!
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Dear QT (Quik Trip),
Thank you for the 89 cent fountain drinks. You are a beacon of hope in a world gone mad with inflation. Your 2 for $3 deals on tacquitos, both chicken and beef, are to die for; I mean that quite literally, because they surely do a number on me. In case you are wondering, that would be number 2. But that is never a problem at the QT, because your bathrooms are always so sanitary and wonderfully scented that I make special stops just to be pampered by your porcelain. I could go on gushing about your fine establishments, but I realize that you have other fan letters to read and respond to. In summation, thank you for being there for us weary travelling customers.
Take Me I'm Yours,
Cleatus
P.S. Lemme get some of them scratch off bingo tickets and a pack of Newports.
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Will there be a v.2? :D
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